helinr:
I’m throwing away 3 years worth of Russian homework.


fuckyeahlaughters:
accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
danisnotonfire:
i joked on twitter i was gonna reblog a pic of a frappucino to celebrate today’s sunny weather but when i checked the frappucino tag it was 100% non-ironic starbucks instagrams and it made me really sad
akirashimotsuki:
akirashimotsuki:
nobody talks to me so it feels like i have 5 followers


jakemalik:
jakemalik:
jakemalik:
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP



fuck u anons
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white dad in any movie:
but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
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white son in any movie:
no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
sherlockismysuicidenote:
slutsy:
i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread

this was his response

WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
notoriousrebelchild:
me making an apperance at family parties
confusedtree:
To be frank, you’re going to have to change your name to Frank